(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

What’s the point of math class when I can just learn from Alex
(Source: mtvgirlcode)
I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining
OH MY GOD IM SORRY BUT IF THIS DOESNT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES???????????????????????????????????
(Source: videohall)
i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
fucking christ
30 years from now
a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis
“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”
“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”
(Source: njena)
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
(Source: pikacheuw)
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself




